I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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