Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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