That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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