Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
His nipple licking is glorious
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