the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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