The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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