i wish starbucks made bloody marys
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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