Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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