I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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