Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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