I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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