I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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