I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can't turn off my feet"
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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