people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You are a genius and a whore.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I think I just sharted jello shots
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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