But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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