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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing

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  The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?

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  Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....

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  HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.

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• (707): View more from California

  I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.

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• (914): View more from New York

  probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.

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• (+48): View more from Poland

  It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic

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