You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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