your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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