hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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