and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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