I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
