spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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