I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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