He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Mom said you looked used
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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