Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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