I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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