I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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