absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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