I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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