I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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