so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm always down for nudity.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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