i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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