Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I need help removing her.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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