So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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