lets start a swedish sibling band together
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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