I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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