people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Will exercising make me less horny?
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