i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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