fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I puked a lego.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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