next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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