I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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