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(757): View more from Virginia

Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.

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(812): View more from Indiana

the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together

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(229): View more from Georgia

so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.

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(408): View more from California

i fucked her mom dude

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there's something to tell the kids

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(845): View more from New York

Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success

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(315): View more from New York

idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.

(651): View more from Minnesota

It's like the Christmas morning of dicks

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(425): View more from Washington

My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.

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