Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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