Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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