He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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