All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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