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Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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