Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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