i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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