I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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